Baseball Humor? 01 21 2018
When the batter gets beamed by the pitcher with teh ball on the pitch it should not be called a beam but a "WINO BALL!"
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If someone with cretinism hits a home run and the bases are loaded only 1/2 to 3/5 o the runs should count. Makes for an interesting scoreboard and scoring.
Might actually teach people really good math and good "economies."
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I always believed since my days in little league that if the pitcher just beams any batter only once that they should be banned from pitching.
That would indeed slow the pitching down. But it would also serve to keep steroids out of the sport wouldn't it.
But that is how I think the game should be played. It might actually draw a more responsible fan base and increase ticket sales.
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Copyright 2018 Thomas Paul Murphy
Somewhat off topic and not funny.
A man and wife had 22(?) kids kids and kept them chained up. That is a recent news story. What are the odds those kids are going to be mentally retarded from that childhood abuse? About 100%?
Now lets say you have a black woman that gets pregnant and starts drinking heavily so that the baby will be mentally retarded and she can collect $80,000 a year from the State to take care of it. She ends up driving a Mercedes and however she takes care of that child can't be accounted for because it will never be able to express itself.
Now lets say that those parents of those 22 kids were receiving $80,000.00 a year for each one of those children. That would amount to $1,760,000.oo a year. Or or those who are math illiterate $1.76 Million dollars. Is that something we really want to foster the proliferation of? Now lets say that you have 22 cretins that marry and have 22 cretin children each. Pretty soon the normal human race is outnumbered and you will see every single one of your Constitutional rights struck down because the lesser's can't abide by them.
When the batter gets beamed by the pitcher with teh ball on the pitch it should not be called a beam but a "WINO BALL!"
*****'
If someone with cretinism hits a home run and the bases are loaded only 1/2 to 3/5 o the runs should count. Makes for an interesting scoreboard and scoring.
Might actually teach people really good math and good "economies."
*****'
I always believed since my days in little league that if the pitcher just beams any batter only once that they should be banned from pitching.
That would indeed slow the pitching down. But it would also serve to keep steroids out of the sport wouldn't it.
But that is how I think the game should be played. It might actually draw a more responsible fan base and increase ticket sales.
******'
Copyright 2018 Thomas Paul Murphy
Somewhat off topic and not funny.
A man and wife had 22(?) kids kids and kept them chained up. That is a recent news story. What are the odds those kids are going to be mentally retarded from that childhood abuse? About 100%?
Now lets say you have a black woman that gets pregnant and starts drinking heavily so that the baby will be mentally retarded and she can collect $80,000 a year from the State to take care of it. She ends up driving a Mercedes and however she takes care of that child can't be accounted for because it will never be able to express itself.
Now lets say that those parents of those 22 kids were receiving $80,000.00 a year for each one of those children. That would amount to $1,760,000.oo a year. Or or those who are math illiterate $1.76 Million dollars. Is that something we really want to foster the proliferation of? Now lets say that you have 22 cretins that marry and have 22 cretin children each. Pretty soon the normal human race is outnumbered and you will see every single one of your Constitutional rights struck down because the lesser's can't abide by them.
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